As a symbol of my sheer dedication to my newest infatuation I hereby vow to never stop eating until he finally realises how great I am and asks me out on a third date.
It’s been 2 weeks. I’m still hopeful.
As a symbol of my sheer dedication to my newest infatuation I hereby vow to never stop eating until he finally realises how great I am and asks me out on a third date.
It’s been 2 weeks. I’m still hopeful.
“Hey you! YES YOU. Are you dithering on a date and looking for ways to entertain yourself? Bring up the notion of freezing your eggs, a foolproof way to a priceless face.”
Yes, yes it happened. No I would not take it back if I could.